such embarassment / seen larger pop rocks before / candy for toilet

geyser containment / more pressure than BP spill / a fecal top kill

wrapped in saran wrap / receives salvos of shit blasts / right onto the face
- Hi Haiku

Reeks of a wild beast / Aardvark or armadillo / either way its brown

Full of urine stains/ Chicago public train cars / Poop receptacles

trying to relax / unsuccessfully, it hurts / bleeding profusely
- Crimson Doom Haiku

Had fill of triscuits / like mama bird to baby / I serve the toilet