Plucked from its dark cave/ to doggy paddle in piss/ life of a floater

Green shamrocks and sharks/ admiring my new boxers/ whilst thrusting out sin

Bacon cheese curds bag/ do not eat in one sitting/ anal trade blockade

Elastic butt Ring / hot dogs barreling outward / size of hoola hoop

Sweet potatoe fries / violent volcanic blow out / orange colored TP

slumbering demon/ kneeling before the dark cave / too much malt liquor

Cauterization/ Spewing liquid hot magma / please god, cork it up

Bone shaking earthquake/ families rush to their basements/ successful payload

cannon of raw hate/ could it be enola gay? / just my morning dump.

Rising to the job / a garbage truck in reverse / waking the neighbors

Pregaming pooplets / preparation for big show / feces finale

Post dump tradition/ always look at the paper/ no re wipe needed

Feces catalyst / awakes my anal monster/ Caffeine at sun rise

moaning and grunting/ push harder than bulldozer/ ingest more fiber

True story of will/ released the toilet kraken/ blood in the water

urine filled toilet/ multi task. piss while pooping/ god damn the splashing

Fructose corn syrup/ sugar, candy, corn and carbs/ fiber for the win!

Such unbridled force/ radiating heat and pain/ bloody bazooka

Military grade/ chemical mustard tear gas/ from wasabi peas

porcelain blasting/ pissing this liquid magma/ from my raw rear end

Asshole enfuego/ exits sausage encasements/ filled with burning hate

animalistic/ the only way to describe/ full on ass attack

O ring of distraught/ depression settling in/ to what lies ahead

bubbling stomach/ king cobra and spinach dip/ biblical dumping

Silent but deadly/ applicable to just farts/ not what follows them

Morning gym session/ soft,moist, squishy post workout/ food for the toilet.

Bathroom after lunch/ napalmed abortion clinic/ glade is obsolete